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Smart pig just likes your smart phone; Smart phone is an improvement of your phone and Smart pig is an improvement of pig. It happened since the last hundreds years ago, since the criminals arrived in Australia, there were no women, so they had sex with snakes. And finally created the crafty “Smart Pigs”
Smart Pig
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The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.
Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?
A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy
Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.
Smart little girl refers to either the fact that the subject is literally smart and a little girl or refers to Lucy who infact isn't smart nor a little girl,so what could she be possibly referring to? That answer is personal and depends all on the individual Lucy that we are talking about.
Lucy: I'm a smart little girl
Michal: Mhm
someone whose vanity and undeserved sense of moral superiority allows them to be manipulated into supporting phony policies and ideologies. also can be called "useful idiots"
Bill is still tweeting misinformation about Russiagate - he thinks he sounds like a smart person, but he really sounds like a Very Smart Person
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The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
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When the people in high school that are used to getting A+ get a B-. They didn't really fail, they just need to say they failed to justify the B-. This technique also makes the kids who normally get B- and are totally okay with it feel like shit.
"Oh my god, I totally smart-kid failed. I only got a B- on my history final. Now my grade is only going to be an A!!"
"Jeez, I hate those fuckin' losers that complain about smart-kid failing, I'm just worried about not normal-kid failing!"
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