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Vigorous stimulation of the pope's mushroom. AKA doing the totem pole.
Jim was feeling antsy and his girlfriend was out of town so he resorted to rubbing the smurf
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Drinking an audios, in turn, causing your tongue to be stained blue, as though you've been eating smurf pussy for 10 hours.
"alex drank 8 audios motherfuckers, niggaz smurf diving again"
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A slang term for the blue football shaped 1 Mg Alparzolam (Xanax) Tablets
Hey man do you know where I can grab some smurf turds? I'm trying to gets swayzed!
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see Blue balls; refers to The smurfs cartoon, in which, a village is populated entirely by male mythical blue creatures,with the exception of one female.
As soon as my sister realized it was me, she pushed me offf her. Now i have smurf berries.
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generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
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Pink smurf is a canadian bong.
see poo snooters}
Brian: Hey dude try a hit on this pink smurff!!
Jake: *hits on pink smurf*
Jake:"im so high i dont know what im doing?"
Brian: "Oh no!"
Jake: *blows head off with shotgun*
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