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A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.
Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.
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Doing something unexpected or memorable, especially outside of your comfort zone, such as literally tossing a snake at someone, or just streaking across a football field. Just anything that will let you look back on your life later on and say "Yes. I am glad I did that shit."
Tim: I can't believe Rob just shot that cow with a rocket launcher!
Tom: Yeah, that's how you toss the snake.
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A slithery serpent that enters the crevices of one's vaginal cavity
The crocodile's sex snake thundered into the rhino's anus.
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A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.
Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.
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When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole
Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.
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If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.
Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.
A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.
While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:
Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!
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A pp snake is a THOT.
girl who is only in the relationship for your pp
Dude Jessica is such a pp snake