The best way of showing your confusion is asking someone this very simple question. Coined by a youtube poop
Fred: So I was looking at her nipples and then I did this thing with the blah blah blah....
Billy: SOAP?
It is a certain kind of soap someone buys that they only use to master bait or do other sexual things.
"HEY MOM!! where is the toy soap"?!?
"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)
Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
a guy who over reacts and is very gullible.
mans a soap fellow bruv, he believed that i was a fuggin ghost mate.
when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.
i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat
A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.
I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!
A nickname a kid got called by all of his faggot friedns, Ahem Zach Ahem