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When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.
Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!
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A teen actress who got pregnant at 16 and is ratted on by everyone for using her sister's fame to her own advantage, even though that is basically what business is about... using what you go to get you somewhere besides your parents couch.
She also decided that she would quit her career as an actress to take care of her baby, unlike her sister who just passed the kids off to either their even worse off father or a nanny...
OMG, Jamie Lynn Spears is such a ho! she's only famous cuzza her big sis, Britney! ugh!
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A horny neighbor that does cartwheels without wearing underwear. Also looks like she should be in the jungle
throwing spears instead of living in civilization.
Girls named Raquel who have no morals. "Look!! Here comes the Jigawana Spear Chucker!!"
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Mental condition where one thinks they are very popular, and/or talented, when in fact they are neither.
"How could she have self-esteem with a face like that?"
"I don't know. She might have a Britney Spears Complex."
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When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.
He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Britney Spears' younger sister.
She is an actress.
She has a daughter named Maddie Briann.
Parents: Jamie and Lynne Spears.
She also has an older brother named Bryan.
Jamie Lynn Spears was on Zoey 101
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When someone ruins a perfectly good conversation with some incredibly gay-ass comment.
There you go again, Tom. Why are you always ruining the vibe man? That's like some, some Britney Spears shit!
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