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A story that has absolutely no substance, and consists of a re-telling of one or two boring events.
''I went to first stop the other day, and they'd ran out of salt and vinegar crisps, so I got pickled onion instead!'' - Everyone listening. *sigh* - what An Avis story.
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When dumbass tells a fucking horrible story, it is necessary for the people around dumbass to let dumbass know his story was fucking horrible. At least one of the listeners should put their arms in the shape of a circle to represent the "story bag"... a place where the fucking horrible story can go to die.
Dumbass: "so this one time we walked all the way to the gas station to get slushies but they were out of the fucking dr. pepper flavor so I bitched at the fucking manager and pissed him off."
Listener: *story bag*
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A story which you believe will have a point, yet ends abruptly. Not usually funny or interesting.
"I got a great story."
"No, all you tell is Rob stories, and those suck."
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The act of shitting in the water tank of a toilet
Johnny was pissed off at Scotty so to get even with him he gave him a second story so he could smell/find it later
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Story Topping occurs when the storyteller is interrupted by a person who start to tell another story they believe is better.
(S.T. for short)
I can’t believe Heather just story topped me with her unicorn batteling an octopus at the star bucks.
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A story of sex, also known as erotica
Cory and Olivia had been together for a while now, and he had been waiting for the day when they could finally make love. Olivia was scared because she’d been raped at 10. He had bought some bondage toys though, and was pleasantly surprised when he walked into their bedroom and she was waiting in some very naughty bunny lingerie. She said I’m ur slut do what you want with me. He got out a blindfold, handcuffs, and a vibrator from the closet. He hand cuffed her to the bed and blindfolded her. He grabbed his pocketknife from the nightstand and cut off her lingerie. He stick the vibrates into her pissy and turned it in then stripped down himself. He started sucking her nipples, and she was moaning and then orgasmed. He took out the vibrator and stuck in his long fat and hard dick in her wet coochie. She gasped and he started banging her hard, not giving her a break and he screwed her until he was about to cum then pulled out and put his cum all over her. He unhandcuffed her and took off her blindfold then watched her lick it out her got hard again but she was tired so went they went to sleep he put himself in her the they slept and fucked again in the morning. Bam sex story.
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Ik yall bored so here I go.?
He was the cutest boy in school, I would never have a chance! His dreamy eyes sparkled as he walked past, not noticing I was there. Of course I was the least popular of them all :(
It was till that math lesson when we got paired up and my heart was beating rapidly. We did fractions and then he said to me…
“yo,want some tutoring yk. here’s my best, sex is like maths, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply”. I was in shock until I replied with yes and didn’t think anything of it.
Later that day:
*friends theme tune in backround*
I heard a knock on the door, I went to get it.
It was him, the sexy thing I’ve seen.
“Come in” I said as we walked up to my bedroom.”
*looking for my books*
“You know babe…tutoring nah! *pulls me closer*”
“oh really, well I like were this is going”
*he undoes his shirt and helps her take off hers”
“ugh just get ur bra of already or I’ll do”
“Then I’m gonna take a long time sexy”
*gets undressed*
he pulls me closer on the bed and eventually gets on top of me. His hard, hairy dick soon enters my vagina and I let out a little moan. Which continued with a series of them.
“Ugh ugh ugh faster”
“I’m going babe”
we soon get up and I felt his tounge trickiling across my boobs and down my stomach.
then I felt a hole hand up my ass and then in the vagina. I went down to suck the long cock while he fingered mine. “UGH IM CUMMING” As we started humping
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