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1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.
Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense
Dude justin you sound like a toaster
An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.
1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.
An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.
Baby *crying*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.
Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.
the girl can look good on the outside but have a hot personality
An amazing programmer who may or may not be a furry femboy and also plays Valorant, and who loves PHP.
Josh: Hey! I am having trouble setting up my server.
Calvin: Have you tried calling Toaster? Just ask him, but don't talk about PHP, or else.