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Take a shit in someone's sandwich and hide it well.
Look Hodgey left his sandwich unguarded. Hand it over I'm gonna pull an Uncle Chuck.
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A man who rapes or beats his nephews and nieces or other children, or treats children like dirt. Originally a character from the book Once Were Warriors by Alan Duff, which was also made into a movie.
A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.
You're no better than Uncle Bully, I should cut your dick off!
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A man, THE MAN, a hero and an hero, one whose sole presence belittles everyone within 100 yard radius.
Some refer to him as DA MENG as he's so GZ. Women love him, and men love to hate him as they can never outwit or outmatch him.
Sit down you Uncle Mike wannabe! Some things you can't mimic!
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That grandpa you have that lives by himself in that bigass house. He's loaded. He's got that big shiny SUV. Always got his prescription sunglasses on. Wears a hat even while inside. Socks and sandals all day bitch. Unless he has his fly hi-top blue sneakers or boots. Goes to the bank to get you your fat weekly allowance. In his pajamas. Makes everybody call him Uncle *insert name* You could totally see him in a rap video.
Jake: Howie your grandpa is so cool.
Howie: That's Uncle Grandpa to you.
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Noun: the act of bringing a woman to orgasm via cunnilingus.
History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.
I can't wait to give my girl some Uncle Earl!
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Term that snobby “pro photographers” use to whine about anyone else who takes photos at a wedding or other event. These “pro photogs” are often under the impression that relatives of a wedding couple cannot possibly have any sort of enlightened photography experience or talent, and that they are the only ones who have talent. Sour grapes often seem to be at play, with the “pro photog” gloating about how they get “better shots” even though the “Uncle Bobs have better gear.”
“That Uncle Bob has superior equipment, but cannot possibly have any talent in photography because no one else on this planet can use a camera besides me”
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Its an uncle that likes to pound the asshole of fellow men.
Dude, your uncle is a fuckin' ass uncle, he cant get away from the ass!!
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