A derogatory term used to denote cheap, slow and often flimsy second hand cars that sport an unusually small set of wheels.
Not to be confused with Bug Wheel.
Bill: What do you think? That's a handsome set of wheels, eh?
Dan: I think you mean a handsome set of bug wheels.
A phrase used to describe the odd, flimsy, damaged wheel that commonly appears in one of the wheel bays on a cheap, economy class car.
Not to be confused with Bug Wheels.
Bob: I nearly crashed into a tree yesterday!
Dan: How did you manage that?
Bob: That bloody bug wheel makes steering so difficult!
An autoerotic masturbatory position where you shit in your hand, then eat the feces off your dick while fellating yourself
Brandon thanks his weekly Yoga classes for enabling him to mud wheel
Being the only female in a group of guys.
I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.
I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.
A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
Bill: Why is my car so slow?
Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.
when you get a new skates fresh out of the box
“man your new wheels look sick”