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The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'
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'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'
'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
A woman that is below the Mason Dixon line, that is a mother of a child. This mother can also cook, and clean. As well she is thicc
Amy Head is a country Mom.
Cross country is for mental people who think running is fun to do so they made cross country a sport and that is why it exists.
I failed P.E so I can’t play cross country..,
A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.
Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.
When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.
Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.
Where you want to go after a successful assassination.
"Quick jimmy, drop that rifle, we need to get to the end of the country. Its our only chance to escape the law"
"We have to get to the end of the country, I'm pretty certain that the cops don't even know where it is"
"I have just done a murder and am on the run from the law, I know!! The cops wont think of looking for me at the end of the country."
Any kind of sexual fluid of a country man used to replace condiments.
Good ol' country business and biscuits.