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when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(
"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!
-plays games-
"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"
A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.
And it's birthed from a ponder.
Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.
Examples of a thought fart are
I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.
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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.
It is a function to a context that was once doubted or certainty from a person's statement and theories.
Penrose Tilings were once thought as impossible shapes.
25:)))))))))))))
Spongebob:Hey Patrick i thought of something funnier then 24
Patrick:Lemme hear it
Spongebob:25
Both laugh
Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
Someone or Something that disrupts one's ability to think clearly.
"Talking bout thought disrupters, how about the overbearing presence of the media here today huh."
"Those Jack hammers are real thought disrupters."
"The flashbacks that I have been getting from past trauma might be responsible for most of my thought disruptions."
"She scolded me before I even knew what I did wrong. A major thought disrupter despite my attempts to think things through."
"The attorney hit me hard and fast, he was a real thought disrupter, causing me to speak before I had the time to really reflect on the truth."