throat blanket

A facial hair style where you shave all of you face and leave only your neck hair.

Jeremy: "Dude, I want to shave, but I want to try a new style."
Dan: "Just shave all but your neck hair. I hear chicks dig the throat blanket."

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blunt throat

the awful burning sensation in the throat that is a direct result from smoking a blunt.

todd: man i got blunt throat so bad
james: same here dude... I can't even swallow these peach-o's

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Clean throat

Asking if someone has a clean throat means, is like asking if they have ever had oral sex before

"So I asked if she had a clean throat, she said yes so then I asked if i could have her throat virginity, then I got a blow job."

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Throat GOAT

noun
/θrəʊt: ɡəʊt/

a title given to Nayan for her exceptional skill and prowess with the mouth (I'm not talking about singing)

He knew Nayan was the Throat Goat when she blew his clarinet

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throat skunk

A exceptionally hairy dick.

I really need to think about some grooming down there. I gave her the throat skunk last night and she was flossing with my pubes all day today.

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deep throat

A drink consisting of a shot that is made of half Kahlua and half Amaretto Liquer topped off with whipped cream.

Hey Cindy, I deep throated Mark last night. Wanna go have a deep throat? I'll bring the whipped cream!!!

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throat freeze

1. The affect of taking a very cold phallic object past the throat for so long as to freeze the larnyx and induce the same chemical reaction as a 'brain freeze' in the throat.

2. The act of deep-throating ice.

She was sucking on that popsicle so much she swallowed it whole and got throat freeze, Causing me to give her somthing hot to unfreeze it.

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