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Self explanitory. Said when pissed off or in dismay.
"Ahh! Mother Douchebags!' - Pickles the Drummer, Metalocalypse
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That one person in your group of friends who everybody hates. If you dont think that there is a karen the douchebag in your group, its probably you.
Oh my god, karen the douchebag is coming! oh HEY kar! hows it goin' kar?
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The act of whining on every single forum in the entire internets because MC models have to wait a couple of days more for a jailbreak.
More broadly refered as a troll.
Dude im gonna jailbreak my ipod cause im awesome" "Dude you can't yet, its an MC model" "0MFGZ WHUT AM ! G0NNA DOO I CANT LIVE WITH0UT MAH CYDIA! I KN0W, ILL SEND IPODTOUCHFANS 60,000 MESSAGES TO HURRY THE DEV TEAM UP L0L" "You stupid MC douchebag
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Anything 2 sense coming from a rude boys mouth.
After everything I say josh has to add his douchebag comment.
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An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, rum, and whiskey
Drinking them is also known as douching.
"I had so many wet douchebags last night"
"I had such a hangover from all that douching last night"
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Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
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1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.
2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!
2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
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