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A bitch that makes you want to cry
LORNAS A FORK SMELLER
Synonymous with good food. Shares easy to make recipes that make your mouth water and drool. Makes people wait for their special menus but when the wait is over like everything else, nails this too.
Damn that tastes sooo good, it must be The Holy Fork
Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.
Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.
Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh
Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen
If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.
He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.
Something Asians like to do to insult white people
Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh