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noun. The admirable curvature of a supple and fully-formed female posterior. Despite their attractive shape, loaf pans may present traffic hazards.
Man 1: Hey, check out that stainless, non-stick family size loaf pan!
Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!
Cake, especially delicious cake.
I hate weddings but all that free yes-loaf takes the edge off things.
Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos
"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"
A small term used in the place of cat.
"WHY the fuck did you knock over that mattress you loaf of chaos
When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains
(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times
(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?
Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.
(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...
Shut the fuck up taint loaf
(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.
Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.
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