wife beaters

Those that physically abuse female spouses.

The people in this room are known as wife beaters.

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trophy wife

1. a title many women only wish they were pretty enough to attain.

2. myself in 5 years

3. being paid to wake up and look cute everyday, as well as have a lot of sex and give a lot of head.

Oh how I wish I were a trophy wife.

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wife basher

An Australian term referring to a dark blue singlet. Commonly worn by labourers, the term was derrived from the "rough as guts" hard working men back in the 50's & 60's who had great expectations of their wives; if the wife didn't do what was 'her duty' she would usually get roughed up by her husband.

The greatest example of an Australian male is he who walks in flip flops, wears a pair of stubbies, a wife basher on his his back, an akubra on his head and holds a tinnie is his hand while talking about cricket over the back fence.

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Wife-in-law

What two women call each other when they find out that they are married to the same man.

When Heidi went to pick up a marriage application at the court house, she found out that she was still legally married. So, she called her friend and their husband and let them know. The "other" wife said, we are wife-in-laws.

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Wife Beater

Usually refers to Stella Artois which is a reasonably strong lager or any other strong lager or cider for the "wife" to drink and get drunk quite easy, so the man can have his way...

mmmmmm wife beater anyone?

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Marine Wife

Mostly found dwelling in social establishments, surrounding military bases, and well known as easy sources of sexual intercourse...for seven months at a time.

hey, you remember that marine wife I was fuckin? yeah well her seven months ran out so now i gotta find me a new main squeeze.

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Wifely duties

To fuck, suck and lick your husbands ass. To satisfy his every sexual need

My wife is not handling her wifely duties. I haven't had sex in months

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