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Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".
Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.
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The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.
I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!
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Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
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When you wake up with a shit smell emitting from your mouth. Halitosis times ten!!!
Leila did you eat shit for dinner last night? You have a bad case of toilet teeth this morning.
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newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature
A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...
or
C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
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A crap so big that it will not flush.
I went to use the can but there was a toilet gagger in there and could not plant my ass over it.
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A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.
Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.
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