Too Much Swag

Someone with too much swag.

Pauly D from Jersey Shore. "If you look up "too much swag" in the dictionary, there'll be a great, big picture of my face"

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too popped to poop

An alternative way of saying"too pooped to pop"

Man, I worked all day; I'm too popped to poop.

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Play too much

When you flirt alot with someone of the opposite sex to the point where you may as well date each other.

Bro you and (generic female name) play too much every time I see the two of you together

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me you too

I feel the same for you,

coment: I missed you so much,
response: Me you too

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Too Numb To Cum

A condition in where a copious amount of alcohol has been consumed and one cannot ejaculate during drunk sex. Mostly found in males. Not to be confused with Whiskey dick where the male can't manage an erection. With this condition, a male is able to get an erection but can not reach sexual climax.

"Are you almost there?"
"Nah baby, I'm too numb to cum."
"Okay we can just finish in the morning."

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no pig too big

A game males play with their mates while out on the piss. The idea of the game is to score the most undesirable woman.

Wanna play "no pig too big?"

Sure thing, I'm gonna win.

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I'm too college for this

To be, either too broke, too tired and or sleepy, too anything that is simply too much. To be fed up with some one thing, however this phrase tends to be restricted to college students the word college can be exchanged for 'high school' or other similar ideas.

"I am too college for these text book prices!"

"Did you remember to print those papers for your English class?" "Shit! I'm too college for this!!! I totally forgot."

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