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A troll who manages to succeed in their mission of drawing up a response from his victims. This is managed through a carefully measured combination of subtlety, blatant disregard for personal beliefs, and a strong desire to piss people off without making it obvious they are a troll.
90% of what is on Urban Dictionary was posted by successful trolls. People lose their heads over these definitions!
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Congratulations, you have been trolled by Michael from Vsauce.
You've been trolled, Get Trolled by Michael.
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Some kid on forums who tries really hard to troll, but just gets shot down, because he somehow fails at the simple art of trolling.
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?
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A person that initiates a conversation or debate with the intention of trolling and/or wasting the opponents time by demanding sources or evidence for seemingly obvious and factual arguments, when sources and evidence are provided they either immediately stop responding or claim that the information isn't sufficient, the source whore will usually repeat the cycle until the opponent gives up and leaves.
{PersonA} I think cars in general better on fuel then trucks.
{PersonB} I want to debate you on this issue. Give me a source because I don't believe your argument.
{PersonA} Okay here is your source LINK.
{PersonB} The source you gave me is a private study and isn't adequate enough.
{PersonA} Alright here is another source LINK, this one was done by a popular university.
{PersonB} Hhmm. This one is not good enough either. The study is several years old and the science and engineering of automobiles has changed.
{PersonB} Okay I found you another source LINK. This one was made last year, so can we just debate now?
{PersonB} I would debate you but you keep giving me bad sources, I want a peer reviewed source made by a monkey written on a blood moon with a solar eclipse. Else I won't debate you.
{PersonA} Ugh..... Another Source Troll
A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.
"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"
"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"
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A Pro Troll is someone who has so fully mastered the art of internet trolling that they can troll anyone at any time and who themselves cannot be trolled--even by other Pro Trolls. To reach Pro Troll status is to reach the highest form of Trollism and is oft compared to the Hindu belief of reaching Nirvana. It is rumored that only a handful of Pro Trolls are in existence today, but this cannot be confirmed do to the reclusive nature of troll culture.
There have been no confirmed examples of Pro Troll activity. Many experts assume that this is because those involved in the Pro Trollery have since left the internet to live a life of quiet solitude, or that they fear being caught talking to authorities thus ensuring a trollicking like no other. A witness protection agency is currently in development.
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When a troll posts on another trolls thread trying to troll a trolls thread.
Troll 1 "Jennifer lopez is da bomb and i banged her /true story"
Troll 2 "Ya but your mom was better!"
Troll 3 "Hey you guys i just saved 20% on my car insurance by banging both your moms Buttsecks style"
Forum Mod "Thread closed since a troll orgy broke out"
See also Troll Patroler
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