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A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)
Wow! That bitch is Turbo Huge!
You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
Is it wine time yet?
Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!
A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake
Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.
*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
A person who talks incredibly fast and / or doesn’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise.
When those two turbo talkers are together I don’t even try to join in the conversation. They turbo talked through the whole dinner.