A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)
Wow! That bitch is Turbo Huge!
You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
Is it wine time yet?
Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!
A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake
Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
An advanced form of jelqing
The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.
I’m still sore from all that turboing we did yesterday.
The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.
That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.
a term used for a guy called kye
he looks like that turbo snail