Final Exit TV Network

A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.

"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."

"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"

the best shows on tv

1. simpsons
2. family guy
3. aqua teen hunger force
4. futurama

no questions just deal with it

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price drop tv

Channel aimed at idiots with too much time on their hands. Convince people they're being promised bargains. Old people and the mentally impaired watch for the company and the contentment of having someone actually talk to them. Always promising quality brands who no one's ever heard of and describing ugly clothes as "the latest fashion".

Person 1: Oooh price drop tv! Such good bargains!
Price drop announcer: What a bargain! This TV is a quality brand - it's Setashi! That's pratically Sony! It's dropped in price from £50000 all the way to £200! Buy now or you'll me an idiot!
Person 2: What idiot would actually listen to this rubbish?
Person 1: Shut up! It's a perfectly legitimate way of shopping!

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TV-RE-Mote

One, who, has a small penis and talks to trees.

an example of this would be POPE

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My TV went off

This is a translation of popular Chilean Saying "se me apago la Tele" Which means that after drinking too much alcohol you can't remember anything at all.

Dude! I was so drunk last night after that last shot of patron last night I can't remember shit "my TV went off"

Ron: Hey! how did I get home last night?
Paulo: I brought your drunk ass to you place "your TV went off"

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Space Ranger (TV series)

Space Rangers is an American futuristic science fiction drama. The series aired on CBS in 1993. The show was created by Pen Densham and Trilogy Entertainment Group. The series did not air in the Hazard, Kentucky market as its affiliate WYMT aired Southeastern Conference basketball games instead.

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i love the space ranger show! (TV SERIES)

Space Ranger (TV series)

Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS)

A male post-coital mental state, induced by female partner with an abnormally small vagina, creating the perception that one's penis is larger than it actually is.

See Also: Large Vagina Syndrome (LVS) antonym

1. John suffered from a case of Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) after returning home from a business trip to Thailand last week.

2. Male 1: "Man I ripped that girl UP last night."
Male 2: "Nah dude, I've seen that shit, I think you're suffering from TVS. Go take a nap."

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