Slang. The act of fucking more than 1 set of female twins in a 24 hour period.
Boyyy! I had me a twin header! What’s that?! I fucked a set of twins at 2:30 this morning. Then I fucked another set of twins at 10:30! Bro! You’re a beast!
Two guys who are both normal and happen to notice they are wearing the same socks
I was changing shoes after the pick up game and notice this guy was my sock twins
back up name for a human scrotum
"dude, you cliped me right in the twins playpen"
Ohio's first and second official supervillains. these people throw cheese at cars and record it to upload to youtube along with a series of other pranks.
guy 1: bro why tf is my car covered in cheese
guy 2: must have been the cheese twins
Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
twin potato means that a person is very close to you and is like ur twin
john is mary’s twin potato they are always seen tgt