1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.
2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.
Twitter Texting:
1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.
2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.
3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.
A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate
random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*
Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.
Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!
When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail
Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
The act of creating a mob on Twitter by tagging a multiple people in a post. The purposes of a Twitter Orgy is typically to get those tagged to respond to your post.
It is akin to a person IRL muttering to themselves loudly in public with the hopes of people hearing them and engaging with them.
It is a cheap form of attempting to engage people.
@Mary was looking for people to gang up on @Steve, so she started a Twitter Orgy and tagged half of the school in her post about him.
When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person
One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.