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The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.
a person who goes crazy for no reason. ex: KROEOABSBSLEWOWJKSJSSJSJS YOU GUYS ARE SO SO SO CITE
"MAAAUAIAOAPAPAPAPS I MISS YOUUUUUUUU SLAYYYY KWEEN"
"Holy shit she is a Twitter mark."
People who Stan anyone on the dream team, who are sensitive as fuck and people who needs trigger warnings when they go outside.
1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.
2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.
Twitter Texting:
1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.
2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.
3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.
Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.
Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!
A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person
One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.