ur mom gay

The first level of ur mom gay insults.

ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sisters a mister
ur brothers actually ur mother
ur granny tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur crematorium a sematorium
ur ancestors incestors
ur family tree LGBT

george: ur mom gay
joe: ur dad lesbian
and so on and so forth lmao i aint gonna write that all over again.

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Ur dog a nignog

The absolute pinnacle of insults. Immediately summons a black hole which rips apart our solar system.

Frank: Hey dude, ur mom gay.
Dan: Well, ur dad lesbian.
Frank: Ur granny tranny.
Dan: (sweating) Um, uh, well, ur grandpap a trap!
Frank: ...Ur dog a nignog.
(Dan is instantly ripped to shreds, molecule by molecule along with everyone existing entity in the earthen solar system.)

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ur species feces

The worst possible insult ever. When this is used, the entire Earth is engulfed in Flames, the Sun explodes and the Moon crashes into Earth.

Tom: ur mom gay
Me : no u
Tom: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur sister a mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Me: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur familiy reunion homosexual communion
Tom: ur family tree LGBT
Me: ur ancestors incestors
Tom: ur race has gayes
Me: Want me to use it asshole?
Tom: i dare you
Me: UR SPECIES FECES!

*everything dies, the earth is on fire is englufed by the Sun.

Is she ur brother

We use "Is she ur brother" when we are doing 3 things at once. After you've done that, you are becoming a quote and a question scientists can't answer.

A: Can I ask you a question?
B: Yes.
A: Is she ur brother?
B: Maybe.

ur son a nun

Worse than ur sister a mister and ur granny tranny put together. Any one who says this will gain the power of God and force the other son to praise them.

Dad 1- your mom gay
Dad 2- no u
Dad 1- don't make me use this

Dad 2- you wouldn't dare
Dad 1- ur son a nun
*gains godly light*
Dad 2- *runs for his life*

ur mom not gay

The ultimate compliment. If you use this on another mortal it will cure them of all illnesses.

Blake: Ur mom not gay
Dead Person: *Literally rises from the grave and hugs him for curing his death*

Ur dad Lesbian

The worst insult in the world worst then ur mom gay(which is pretty bad)

Jake:hey ur mom gay
David:well your dad lesbian
Jake:has a heart attack then develops cancer then goes into a com and finally dies of brain eating bacteria that made him have no iQ so he shot himself because he didn't know how to hold the gun.

By:HeyIHaveEbola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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