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The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k
A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day
Another word for saying tap n gap for a whole day…keen?
Me: wanna be my valentines?
Girl: ew no
Valentines day
Means another day another slay just on Valentine’s Day
Example:
Me: wanna slay
Girl: it’s Valentine’s Day
Me: yeah have a play n slay
Girl: ok:)
Happy Valentines day
A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
Mating season for humans
San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.