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Means another day another slay just on Valentine’s Day
Example:
Me: wanna slay
Girl: it’s Valentine’s Day
Me: yeah have a play n slay
Girl: ok:)
Happy Valentines day
valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually
february 14th is valentines day
A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates
Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.
What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David
Mating season for humans
San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.
"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(