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When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.
OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!
A Mexican who is too white for their race
Oh look at that Mexican vampire
When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth
i just gave mary a vampire surprise
When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.
Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!
When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
What to call someone when they’re brutally bossy, racist, or just all and all bad, a great insult
Person 1 - “Man I can’t get my mom off my back.”
Person 2 - “Jeez, sounds like she’s a serious nazi vampire
The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.
Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.