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The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.
She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.
When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period
Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire
When a woman allows another man/woman to perform oral sex on them during their menstrual cycle.
"Girl, he wanted to taste it so bad I gave him a vampire taco to shut him up"
A cute man who’s hairline requires a widow peak.
Wow, he is so good at soccer and is a cutie vampire.
Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
It is a character from pvz GW2 that is THE HOTTEST THING IN THE PVZ UNIVERSE.
Vampire flower is the hottest thing ever