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when you sneeze on your period
I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them
A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.
OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!
A Mexican who is too white for their race
Oh look at that Mexican vampire
When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth
i just gave mary a vampire surprise
A cute man who’s hairline requires a widow peak.
Wow, he is so good at soccer and is a cutie vampire.
When a woman allows another man/woman to perform oral sex on them during their menstrual cycle.
"Girl, he wanted to taste it so bad I gave him a vampire taco to shut him up"