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When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
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As you are making out with a girl, you use your left hand to unzip your zipper on your pants, while your right hand pushes the girl's head down toward your penis.
Dude, I did the ELEVATOR MOVE on this girl last night, and she was all for it.
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having your girl make you a sandwich, then eat the sandwich while she blows you
John was hungry and horny, so he satisfied both when he pulled the Bro Move with Brianna.
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(1) A sensible reply to some idiot who through fault entirely of their own, bitches, moans and complains just about everything imaginable.
(2) A last gasp, desperate response to a fucking moron who you do not, will not or ever want to be associated with again. Ever.
Cheese Dick: "I can't believe that he stormed out like that. I only went to management because I thought his idea of humor was in poor taste."
You: "Hey, Cheeser D, that was a year ago. Move the fuck on. Man, you are one useless piece of shit."
Cheese Dick: "Doesn't this place suck? I am so ready to quit. My hours suck. My shoulder hurts. I don't want to unload the truck anymore."
You: "Move the fuck on then. I just quit because I know it blows, but you don't hear me bitching, you see me leaving. Get fucked!"
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doing something to help you, and ruining it for other people.
George Bush sending the troops to Iraq for oil was a dick move!!!
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The best song ever.
And no, I'm not one of those idiot emo poser fags.
"Your hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you've gotta keep is strong,
Move along, move along,
Like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone,
Move along, move along,
Just to make it through,
Move along" - Chorus
For once I'm glad a song is overplayed on the radio.
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the act of doing something that is super bitchy and annoying to others
Brieyanna: I borrowed your shirt and got a stain on ti thsat wont come out!
Lisa: That was definetly a bitch move Brieyanna
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