Rural Dictionary

Toe jam wedgy

A recently developed wrestling/submission hold, in which the opponent is placed in a prone position, the legs are folded at the knee, ankles are crossed and the underpants are pulled as to hook the toes under the waistband.

Holy hell, he totally toe jam wedgied that kid. That was an epic toe jam wedgy.

by Scott the zippy December 25, 2011

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Upside Down Wedgie

An upside down wedgie is a wedgie in which someone is held or hung upside down and someone grabs on to the wedgie and pulls downward

I was running through the forest with all the girls chasing after me. I found myself cornered at a fence. Being the only boy in the neighborhood has its ups and downs, but having a ton of wedgie obsessed girls all against you on all sides is definitely a down. Two girls grabbed my underwear and pulled me up onto the fence. I was then held upside down with my back facing the girls not holding me, and I was promptly given an upside down wedgie. My ass hurt so bad, but nothing was worse than when the turned me around, and gave me a frontal variant of the upside down. It all ended when my socks were used as a gag for me and I was hung by my shorts in a tall nearby tree for one whole day.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 19, 2021

cross gender wedgie

The act of a male performing a wedgie on a female. Or in some cases when a female gives a male a wedgie.

One day me and my two friends were watching the highschool varsity cheerleaders practice. Apparently a few saw us whispering and watching them. (we were just saying how hot they were but how they would never go out with 6th graders) When they finished practicing all of them came over to us and asked if we were talking about them. We got nervous so I just said we werent. they gave us a disgusted look. My friends became real nervous, they looked at each other, and suddenly they began sprinting away. Then the girls looked furious so i decided to try to get away but calmer. That was a horrible idea. I said "hey i have to go so see you later" then i turned and began walking away. Suddenly they all grabed hold of my shirt and started dragging me across the feild. They dragged me into the girls locker room, grabbed hold of my tighty whities, and gave me a hangging wedgie from one of the girls lockers. They all laughed and took pics and one said "Thats what you get for being a little pervert!" Then they left me there and i hung there until the cheerleader coach came in and helped me down. She asked who did this but i was to embarassed to say a bunch of girls gave me the worst wedgie of my life. This was my cross gender wedgie.

by Cheerleader wedgie receiver February 2, 2011

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jock lock wedgie

Is when a jock comes up behind one of his friends or foes on the same team as them and does the following:

The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.

Here are some tips to concider

do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.

remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.

So iam in the locker room and almost done changing and then my worst enyme comes in and shufs me and wedgies me. Then the next day i hid in the locker room wait for him to be all a by hinself. In just 2 mins he all by himself i sneek up be hind him give a massive jock wedgie then i put him in a head and rubing his face in my sweaty arm pit. i rubed his head in my arm pit for 5 mins and then cont his jock wedgie from befor that lasted 10 mins befor he screamed bloody murder. After that day he never botherd me again. cause of that major jock lock wedgie i gave him.

by craig 159 February 17, 2008

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