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weekend dating

The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.

I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.

by MastaMcKracka November 23, 2013


Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.

Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014


Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019


Weekend setter

When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...

Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.

by set your weekend February 4, 2012


Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)

1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend

by riotgrrl1923 August 1, 2021


Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day

Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend

by riotgrrl1923 August 1, 2021


weekend bopper

A particular breed of alcoholic/drug addict who gets drunk or abuses illicit drugs on the weekends.

Jonny won't admit he's a weekend bopper, because he gets his shit done during the week.

by autumnalwaysleaves May 4, 2009