The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.
I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.
One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
Friday: smoke a little with the boys
Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys
Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first
When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...
Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.
A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)
1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day
Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend
A particular breed of alcoholic/drug addict who gets drunk or abuses illicit drugs on the weekends.
Jonny won't admit he's a weekend bopper, because he gets his shit done during the week.