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weekend

A type of day where you have no choice to relax.

What are you going to do this weekend?
Relax. What else do you think i am going to do, do a shift at McDonald's?

by KylomaskGamer March 31, 2023


Weekend

Basically a time of week where you go out have sex and wake up the next morning pissed

Coming out this weekend

by Weekend December 30, 2016


Weekend setter

When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...

Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.

by set your weekend February 4, 2012


Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.

I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.

by Shoresey January 20, 2021


Weekend Slama Jama

The act of ramping up and or accelerating results,performance or outcome. A noticeable increase towards a strong finish.

"That frigging Hynes always waits until Friday to lay the smackdown on us all! His weekend slama jamaz are simply untouchable. I don't even know why we try.. "

by Frank n bens December 10, 2022


Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.

Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014


Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019