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An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.
We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.
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While in the town of Szeged, one eats out a woman. While flicking her bean, you blow a small amount of air into her vagina. As it is expelled when she comes, you squeeze her lips together with your fingers creating a high pitched whistling sound.
I did'nt sleep worth shit last night. My neighbor was playing the Hungarian Bean Whistle all night long. That dude sure can carry a tune.
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You need three things. 1) A reasonably dry and shaven butthole with a fart prepared 2) A train conductors hat 3) At least one 8 ball of cocaine. A man strips naked, puts the cocaine up his butt, and bends over onto his hands and knees. A lucky recipient then puts their nose near the man's butthole, grabs his balls in one hand, and then pulls down to release a fairytale railroad fart cloud of cocaine. The person pulling the balls must wear the conductors hat while the man farting the cloud of coke must make a train whistle noise when excavating.
I dont have time to commute, so the irondequoit steam whistle is the only travel i do.
A sexual act in which helium is pumped into the rectum of someone. Once the colon is filled with helium, the "whistler" then sucks the gas out of the sphincter, and procedes to talk in a high pitched voice.
The addition of Cajun seasonings to the asshole causes this act to be known as a "Cajun-Louisiana Train Whistle."
Suzie couldn't quite laughing after Frank gave her a rather exhilirating Louisiana Train Whistle; his high-pitched joked afterwards was even funnier.
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Some one takes a dump in your mouth and you spit it back into theirs.
Though she wasnt musically inclined,she sure could play a mean Alabama Dirt Whistle.
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To consume a beverage of some sort.
Technically it should only be used in reference to drinking beer because of the history of the phrase:
Back in the middle ages when beer was sold in ceramic cups they would be fitted with a small whistle which could be blown upon finishing ones beverage in order to alert the bar staff that you require another beer. Therefore to get a beer would literally be "wetting ones whistle"
Martin - oh look, I finished my lovely pint of ale. Best wet my whistle with another Broadside or London Pride.
Alexi - Get me some chillie nuts or prawn cocktail crisps while your there, you slag.
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The sound made by air passing over a recently stretched anal cavity. Much like the sound of wind over the mouth of a beer bottle, but with more shame.
Tom: What was that noise?
Kevin: Tyler just walked by. He had his head down, so I think he got a new California Rape Whistle.
Tom: Oh. Makes sense.
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