Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

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Why is my pee red?

A campaign by Reddit on December 01, 2020 when everyone will search for this question to confuse Google algorithm.

Why is my pee red? Because you - a random redditor are googling this question

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why on earth would you search this. why.

why would you never mind

ok why on earth would you search this. why.
why on earth would you search this. why.

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Why Are You Searching This Up?

Yeah, why ARE you searching this up, HUH?

OH, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHUH

You just angered your English teacher! You made a GRAMMER MISTAKE!

*Insert Grammarly ad*

Anyhow, when you searched up 'Why Are You Searching This Up?' you are basically asking the person who is searching this up, why they searched it up, you know? BUT the thing is, you are the one who searched it up. So, you're talking to yourself... shouldn't you search up 'Why Am I Searching This Up?'
Because it makes no sense... Like... Why are YOU searching this up?

Lemme tell you somethin sistah

You are searching this up because you want to know what will happen if you do. Let me tell you something. Your parents will get mad that you are spending your time on this poop instead of doing HW.

Or...

Your just bored and in need of something to do?

IDK...

But-

Answer.
Me.

Why are you searching this up? Huh?

Now I'm confused... dang

"Why Are You Searching This Up?"
"Because I like making my English teacher mad."
*Angry English teacher noises

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why do i try

Because it will all be worth it in the end

Why do I try: because it will all be worth it in the end; just keep pushing

Why am I typing this?

Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.

Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?

why did i search "why did i search"

what the fuck is wrong with you

why did i search "why did i search" means a person with no fucking life that searched this up for no fucking reason
Person 1: why did i say this
Person 2: youre fucking stupid