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ugly bus

The bus that goes from Georgica to Lismore, and is full of people, most of who are ugly. The bus itself is also displeasing to the eye, as is the busdriver, who always wears the same jacket, regardless of the temperature.

It also stands for everything that is morally wrong with the world.

Originated in 2004.

Example One:
Horatio: This afternoon, I'm catching the ugly bus.
Me: Dont talk to me again.

Example Two:
Tyra: That guy is hot!
Me: He catches the ugly bus...
Tyra: Oh Dear God NO! *shoots herself*

Example Three:
Catherine: Come to my place this arvo. I catch that bus! *points to ugly bus*
Me: I would rather dig a hole in the ground, bury myself to my waist, pour roofing tar over my head, and wait for wild animals to eat me.
Catherine: You are such a bitch!
Me: I'd rather be a bitch then catch the ugly bus!

by Gloria Gayner December 21, 2006

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


short bus

1. A bus which is, relative to what is considered a conventional bus, smaller.

2. Used disparaginly, a bus of the variety used to transport children that is commonly held to be for people of significantly lesser intelligence or those of the "special education" classification.

You won't understand this fundamental postulate of Quantum Mechanics if you continue riding the short bus.

by Aaron May 31, 2003

59πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


bus hoarder

1. Used to define individuals on a public transit vehicle that are completely oblivious to their surroundings, including but not exclusive to the mile long lineup of people at the bus stop. Individuals inside said transit vehicle that can’t move further into the vehicle (usually a bus) thanks to the bus hoarder who refuses to move further back into the bus even though thereβ€˜s space for at least ten more people.

2. Bus hoarders have no bus etiquette including neglecting backpack removal, and generally taking up as much space as physically possible, therefore hoarding the space in the bus.

Bus driver : Please move to the back of the bus.
Guy1: Man, this bus hoarder in front of me isn’t movin’ his ass.
Guy2: Kids these days.

by anthubc2010-bushoarder October 7, 2010

81πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


bu-ghetto

damn, you couldnt even spell it right, much less get the defenition right.
correct way: boughetto- a mixture of boughy(rich, fancy, etc) and ghetto(opposite of boughy, duh).

see the Ali and Murphy lee song Boughetto: "got an expensive weave? thats boughetto, spend 600 on weed? thats boughetto"

by youngblood88 October 13, 2004

27πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Bus Wankers

A term popularised by the T.V series, "The Inbetweeners" - A wanker who uses the bus because they can't afford to use a car.

Joe said "Oi, look at them, Bus Wankers!"

by Lloyd and Joe February 6, 2012

29πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


bus buddy

The most amazing person in the whole wide world.
TO THE BUS!

IDK, my BFF Bus buddy?!

by OMFG its me BB April 25, 2008

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


driving the bus

Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.

Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.

by Albin Pahernik August 31, 2005

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž