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A Teacher who attends Shawnee mission south and is the biggest dick in the whole school.
He never gives enough time to let you finish your test and gives a shit ton of homework that will ruin your whole week.
He also uses a system called "discussion points" which means you actually have to pay attention or he will fail you.
Person 1: hey, do you want to go to the football game after school?
Person 2: nah I got a quiz in mr. Williams class tomorrow so I gotta study.
When you go into a public bathroom for the opposite gender on accident, but you have already started shitting so you can’t go back and go into the right restroom.
“Well Hank I was in a hurry and the restroom doors were poorly labeled. It’s unfortunate I pulled a Handsome William, now all the woman in there think I’m a pervert.”
The only actor in the world that spends the first half of his career building a name for himself and then spends the second half making fun of it.
Ever since he did that skit on SNL where he told people at a convention to get a life, Shatner had been mocking himself.
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A small, public university in Williamsburg, Virginia. Often Called the "Alma Mater of the Nation" as many founding fathers were educated here.
Along with UVA, it is considered the most prestigious and selective college in Virginia, and among the most in the World.
As with other elite colleges, W&M suffers from bitter rejects who attend open enrollment colleges (like Virginia Tech) typing envious definitions on Urban Dictionary. In reality, W&M trumps their crap, open enrollment college in every single category.
Person 1: I dun gots inta' tech. I gun go eat my squerieel and fuck mu' sista now. The SouTh WiLl rAiiiiise again. Amen.
Person 2: Oh fuck yeah bro, just got into JMU! Wooooooooo pussy and coke 24/7
Person 3: I just want to smoke weed and finger paint all day......off to VCU I go.
If you're not into sister fucking, smoking weed and finger painting, or going braindead off liquor and coke....William and Mary might be for you.
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A public college in Virginia; home of the Tribe.
WILLIAM AND MARY, A Poem:
"Virginia Tech's
For hicks and rednecks,
And the bigoted prigs are all 'Hoos;
Potheads will state
That VCU's great,
And James Madison takes 1.2's...
If you're looking for schools
Without rednecks or tools
Where we're smart and we aren't all on crack,
We're the place that'll win ya
Right here here in Virginia -
Go TRIBE and you'll never go back!"
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A woman who's paid millions of dollars just to talk gossip about other celebrities.
Girl: have you seen the Wendy Williams Show?
Guy: no. But I've heard that she talks crap about people.
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William Holden is another way of referring to a person who is "holding" marijuana for sale or distribution.
Me: Is William Holden at the party?
You: I saw him over by the deck.
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