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One nut wonder just passed by us.
(Aidon Smith)
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When a man has 89 ounces of viagra and then inserts his penis into each and every one of the woman’s holes. He proceeds to ejaculate one load into each eye, nostril, ear, and so on.
Thomas couldn’t wait to perform The 10 Wonders Of The Woman on his 98 year old fling.
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A big toothed crack head who can’t seem to keep himself out of harms way. Often has small nipples and a shit haircut
One stroke wonder blew a fat load after his pecker brushed against the table
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A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Christian: 'Man, just had a one sheet wonder!"
Patrick: "So jealous brah."
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you link with them then ghost them
friend: “hey what happened to that one boy..?”
you: “oh you know ima one link wonder”
friend: “ofcc you link em n ghost em n never see or talk to them again i know”
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When you are given reasons that justify you cheating on someone. Reasons could include: someone thinking they are smooth, short-term memory, or just stupidity.
"Yeah, you fucking wonder why i've been cheating on you." "Keep being a fucking idiot... you wonder why."
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