you thought you ate

when someone say something lame or think they doing sum with a joke that’s not funny !!

the girl: girl stfu before i slap yo goofy ass!!
Me:girl you thought you ate !!😭

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Are you dumb or are you dumb

A rhetorical exclamation used to question an individual's intelligence. Both options in the question are purposely kept the same to reinforce the individual's low intelligence.
Widely known as the signature catchphrase of Daniel "Dexti" Su in the esports landscape.

Ali-A: Earth is flat
Dexti: Are you dumb or are you dumb?

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You Raff you ruse

A scenario in which laughter is gravely inappropriate in regards to the mood, social or personal, for reasons of professionalism, solemnity, etc., in which the desire to laugh is exponentially increased by virtue of its own prohibition.

Man: *Bursts out laughing at his boss' funeral.*

Bystander: thinking to self "you raff you ruse."

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You

I don’t know what to say!!!
Why were you silent about it?
I thought the accessory was just in preparation… not that you actually were or did do it.
My mind is confused…
My heart still and always will want and love you!!!

I love you!!!

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You said. You say

You said you love me
Then you say you don't love me
You said you need me
Then you say you don't need me
You said you want my love
Then you say my love is not what you want.

You said.
I said.
Everyone else said.
No longer between us.
You said. You say.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 05, 2022

Here For You

What you say when you're going in your homies. Correction: Going in FOR your homies. Just make sure you logout first.

Also, be careful who you say it to. Can have an unintentionally sweet tone to it, depends on the mood (see below).

Me: "I'm here for you homie."
Homie: "Awwwww, thank you! Just for me?"
Me: "No, I mean I'm here to take you."
Homie: "Oh stop it! 🤭 Just tell me you love me already!"
Me: *visible confusion* "Wut..."
Homie: "Did you buy me a ring yet?! 😘"
Me: *regrets life*

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Wiz You

An exclamation of stinkiness, stronger than, "pee you!!!" but not as strong as, "piss you!!!".
{From the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick°}:

Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Wiz you! what's that horrible smell?

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