crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

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Safari Zone

1. An area north of Fuschia City in the original Pokemon games where strapping young lads wandered in search of some of the rarest Pokemon in all of Johto.

2. More commonly used to refer to a bar, or other place, where horny men go to pick up drunk sluts.

Adrian: "I'm going all Safari Zone, y'all try to roll?"
Thomas: "No... I don't have any confidence in myself."
Adrian: "What's the deal?"
Thomas: "Dude, I just have this really tiny penis."
Adrian: "Yeah shit mane, can't try to roll with no four-inch chode tryin' to do none... Out, negro."
Thomas: "Word."

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meme zone

Send one memes constantly to ignore their messages.

Girl 1: omg! He was ignoring my texts after the argument but he kept on sending shitty memes.
Girl 2: for real? He meme zoned you so bad.

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no-tap zone

An area containing a high concentration of females uninterested in being penetrated by men, such as a lesbian bar.

Dude 1: Hey man, that joint's packed with pussy!
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.

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Grosso Zone

The act of achieving Nirvana, but not yet attaining the degree of Sicko Mode. A level of spiritual, physical and mental enlightenment, in which true peace is established and one can solve complications at a rapid pace.

Example 1: Dude that song “Mo Bamba” by Sheck Wes had me grosso zone! It’s definitely going to be song of the year!

Example 2: Oh no! T-Series is closing the subscriber gab! Pewdiepie go grosso zone!

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Dangle Zone

Also known as the DZ. The DZ hopes to promote the pursuit of better grades
By providing the adequate space and environment
For typical college students to accomplish their tasks.
Whether it be homework, studying, or reading...
Come to the DZ... We HOPE you get work done! Created at Eastern Washington University.

Kevin: You going to hang out in the Dangle Zone tonight?
Carl: No, I actually need to get work done tonight. We all know the DZ doesn't help that. (5 hours later) Why did I hang out in the DZ tonight?

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Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

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