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Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
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You will eat anything if you are hungry enough.
I saw an old woman eating from a dumpster. It was heartbreaking, but I understand that "Want make a monkey eat pepper!"
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A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.
HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!
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Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...
Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson
Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
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When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.
Fuck, I just got cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer. Im crying deep inside.
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expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
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A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .
"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"
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