Did you hear that Joe likes Mike?

When someone asks who are they you respond wiht: Joe mamma likes Mike-ock

-Hey did you hear that Joe likes Mike?
-Who are they?
-Joe mamma likes Mike-ock!

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tell a girl you like her day

On the 8th or 9th of November tell a girl u like her and see how she reacts then ask her to go out with you

Tell a girl you like her day means you like someone

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Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

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progressive who likes to get things done

A regressive, usually American, politician afraid of the sort of social progress available in most advanced nations and particularly those in Northern Europe.

Person A: Bro, do you believe in (insert any socially progressive belief here)?

Person B: Nah, bro! I'm a progressive who likes to get things done! ...you wanna go do some interventionist military activity?

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Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage

A phrase used to describe the ultimate feeling in life. When you hit the highest of the highs. Especially in a situation when you've hit the jackpot just when it looked hopeless. You thought it was over and you were down and out...and then a miracle happened.

Joe: Man i don't think we can win this game...there's only 3 seconds left.

Bob: Here comes the hail mary!...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!

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do you like how i talk

do you like how my face disentrigrates into chalk

do you like how i talk

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Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

Being a Tiffany or someone beautiful

Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

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