A reverse mom is where you’re having sex and after cumming inside her, your penis sucks the cum back up in order to stymie the impregnation.
Hey Joe, my gf and I were discussing future family plans but we had a difference of opinion, so I reverse mom’ed her.
Someone who is responsible in a group of people that are going to party.
Bro, Nick is the designated mom, he doesn’t drink and he always checks up on Josh making sure he isn’t taking home a 2.
It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours
"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"
" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"
A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.
Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell
My mom is the realist mom
A Young Attractive woman have a child or children
She is the young mom of the year
when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot