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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019


Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Your mom

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023


big fat sussy wussy among us

this means the thing in among us that is fat and sussy and wussy in among us

your big fat sussy wussy among us

by February 11, 2023


Fat Stewie

When a well endowed man is giving anal sex to a woman and she orgasms, losing control of her bowels and spewing "stew"-like poo.

Damn, I had to take another shower after I gave that bitch a Fat Stewie last night!

by Tina/Kevin October 02, 2007


Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.

"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."

by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019


Fat faggot

A gay man with an external locus of control who accepts no responsibility for his own inaction, poor diet, and lack of social skills resulting in obesity and a persecution complex.

John: Man, Keith was whining about how his back hurts again.
Steve: Well, we told him to diet and get some exercise but all he did was make excuses.
John: Yeah, he's such a fat faggot.

by Coptic Kaskuh October 14, 2022