cat stick

An elderly man poking a cat with a stick

Alex - "Abby, do you see that cat stick?"

Abby - "Yes, fascinating."

Cat tamer

1: someone in tune with cats
2:me

I have no clue how cat tamer would be used.

download a cat

To commit first degree murder, or a similar crime.

"Hey bro, I'm going to download a cat."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I AM GOING TO IMMEDIATELY CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES."

petal the cat

Petal is a lovely black cat who has a gorgeous owner called maddie who is very cool

Whos that scratching at the door-emma

It’s petal the cat lol-maddie

Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.

Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop

sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.

Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.

fat fucking cat

a really fat fucking cat

a really FAT RETARD CAT sometimes named beefus or chonkus and therefore is always a fat fucking cat.

Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.