A white, suburbanite, ultra-woke soccer mom.
Judy is a woccer mom.
A reverse mom is where you’re having sex and after cumming inside her, your penis sucks the cum back up in order to stymie the impregnation.
Hey Joe, my gf and I were discussing future family plans but we had a difference of opinion, so I reverse mom’ed her.
Someone who is responsible in a group of people that are going to party.
Bro, Nick is the designated mom, he doesn’t drink and he always checks up on Josh making sure he isn’t taking home a 2.
It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours
"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"
" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"
A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.
Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell
My mom is the realist mom
A Young Attractive woman have a child or children
She is the young mom of the year