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All The Time

A positive mantra!

Everything is All The Time!

by Jadie Allthetime June 28, 2021


Alex time

When you search up for Alex time 2.0 you might find this. Usually at the age of 15 boys named Alex start having sexual activity with toys and then with girls. They then start to do porn with their own dad we’re they start busting nuts after nuts in each other mouths and then drink it.

I had some Alex time last night

by Jynx_Twisted November 30, 2021


What time?

"What time?" is a phrase which is used in irony in order to make someone understand that is not going to happen.

A: Are you going to come to the concert?
B: Yeah,"What time?" ,im broke af so i cant buy a ticket.

by tanasis December 6, 2016


hock time

being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES

me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit

by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021


Standard Time

The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.

She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...

by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020


McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

by x427 January 9, 2023


Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020