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When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.
Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.
3.8 inches
wills penis
dang that’s small mate
wills penis
The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.
"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"
call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.
That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.
Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.
Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.
What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.
Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.