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A phrase said when you have nothing to reply with and all that’s left is the feeling of pain. Or it could be used when someone says something out of pocket.
Azmain: I’m looking for a leng hijabi.
Hendy: iwl you aren’t getting any bitches
TLoba: One life😪
One Life - The Funniest Game Made By A Hummus Addict.
Have You Played One Life?
It's funny!
when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.
English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out
The act of gurth gapping all over your cousin
That guy lives the creative life
Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.
3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold breasts.
This is your guide to spotting a real life witch! Stay safe out there
A person of who's life is a lie
He is a Lie-Life
when your life is nothing but being on discord 24/7, get nothing done and act like a loser.
charles: what is discord life?
aiden: discord life, when you spend all your glorious years of life on discord.
charles: that person must be a loser...
aiden: no. they're just lonely.