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Mom

A cow

your mom is ugly as hell.

by oristi October 6, 2021


mom

the thing a little brat says when they want something

mom get me vbuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkksxz

by flopppy arms March 7, 2021


Mom

Moms are the best! They help you. They love you. The best part is that they care about you!!! Moms will always be there for you, sick,old,sad,happy,hurt. Moms will never ever let you down.

Person 1: Whoa who is that??
Person 2: Thats my mom!
Person 1: Shes cool!
Person 2: Ya i love my mom!!!

by Dinosaur4 January 19, 2021


Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3

Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..

by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 15, 2023


mom

a person who tells people they don't like negativity in their life but in reality they're the negative one

hey do you want to go out for lunch - person

sure- mom

at lunch

I want this - person

no you cant have that you are too fat

then starts this whole big thing- mom

by Josh parry. December 19, 2022


mom

Someone who tells people that they don't want negativity in their life but there are the negative ones who starts everything.

i don't like being negative - mom

5 min later

hey stop eating you are fat -mom

by Josh parry. December 19, 2022


Mom

Someone that gives birth to you just to control you.

Mom: "Can you do the dishes?"

You: "What happened when I wasn't being born?"

Mom: "Watch that sass!"

You: "Okay."

Mom: "No back talking!"

You: "I- WHAT-"

by shoe laces July 20, 2021