Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.

Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.

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go get jumped on

The softer way to say "Go Fuck yourself!"
way softer.

A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!

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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

The coolest 420 movie ever, to which there is <b>ACTUALLY<b> going to be a sequel, called "Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam".

You do know what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?

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Out you go dumbass hoe

When ones mother says they may not acquire McDonald’s whilst driving past it, one responds with “out you go dumbass hoe”

Joe: can we get McDonald’s it’s right there
Joe momma: Nah fam we gotta fruit loop at home

Joe: “out you go dumbass hoe”

Joe: *throws mom out of car
Joe momma: gets ran over by thirty eight cars.

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Lets go get some Mommy!

What you say right before you go out and try and hit on older chicks.

Ken: "Hey dude I'm about to run up to publix and try and hit on some ladies, want to go?"

John: "Hell yeah, Lets go get some Mommy!"

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the difference between going on dates and dating

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.

Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."

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I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area

Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"

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